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My Favorite Sayings Page

Created 2/25/07 Updated 6/17/07

 

Phase II - Various Sayings - Created 6/3/07 - Updated 6/17/07
"We are The Borg...Prepare to be assimilated...resistance is futile" The Borg are the absolute scariest space aliens ever conceived.  The Raptor shivers every time he heres the phrase "resistance is futile"
"Job Done" The Raptor as originally concepted by Mr. Peterman in Seinfeld.  To expand, Mr. Peterman had taken a leave of absense and upon his return he thanked Elaine for a "job done" as he rolled his eyes.  -  That's funny!
"What...Do you think I just rolled into town on a pack of pumpkins!" The Raptor as originally developed in Jim Bouton's book "Ball Four"
"Book Him...Dano!" Steve McGarrett - Hawaii Five-O
"May The Force Be With You" Obi Won Kenobi - Star Wars
"Punch It Chewie!" Han Solo - Star Wars
"Don't be so proud of this technological terror you have created...it's no match for the power of the force! Darth Vader - Star Wars
"Can you hear the words that are comin out a my mouth!" Chris Tucker character to Jackie Chan character - Rush Hour
"He is worse than 10 pounds of shit packed into a 5 pound bag!" Unknown
"She is sooo tight, she would jump over a dollar to pick up a dime!" Unknown
"Arrrmmmmyyyyy Training....Sir!" John Winger - Stripes
"He has no chance to get near the hole with this approach" Bob Rosburg - ABC Golf Telecasts
"Frankly my dear...I don't give a damn" Rhett Butler - Gone With The Wind
"Say hello to my little friend!" Tony - Scarface
As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly Gordon Jump Character - WKRP In Cincinnati
"I am Frau Bleucher" Cloris Leachman character - Young Frankenstein
"How's the Italian Food in this restaurant?" Captain McClusky - "The Godfather"
"Good....Try the veal...it's the best in the city!" Virgil Sollazzo - "The Godfather"
"Just when I thought I was out...they drag me back in!" Michael Corleone - "The Godfather III"
"He's dumber than a box of rocks!" Unknown
"He was so tense that you couldn't pull a pin out of his ass with a tractor" Unknown

 

Phase I - Various Sayings - Created 2/25/07
Some Of My Favorite Sayings Absorbed From:
"You may never see me smiling on a golf course...but I can't think of a place where I can have more fun" The Raptor
"Interesting...That's Very Interesting" The Raptor
"A round of golf requires the right mix...of alcohol and Advil" The Raptor
"Nice" A saying that is used by many folks including The Raptor.  It actually is a little insulting.  Go Ahead and try it out.  When some one makes a general statement such as "It's snowing" you say.."Nice".  
"I'm Parched" The Raptor
"Go Ahead...Make My Day" Harry Callahan - "Dirty Harry"
"I'll Be Back" The Terminator - "The Terminator"
"What's Up, Doc?" Bugs Bunny
"Its a round bat and a round ball...but you must hit it square" Joe Schultz - "Ball Four" - Book By Jim Bouton
"Quite Frankly" Any politician who is lying and needs to pause to insure himself that he is carrying off the ruse
"I've sentenced a lot of men to death Danny, I didn't want to do it, but...I felt I owed it to them" Judge Spaulding Smales - "Caddyshack"
"It's In The Hole!" Karl Spackler - "Caddyshack"
"Don't sell yourself short Judge...you're a tremendous slouch" Ty Webb - "Caddyshack"
"Don't Have A Cow" Bart Simpson
"Greg, what's the worst fraternity on this campus?" Dean Vernon Wormer - "Animal House"
"They Took The Bar...They Took The Whole ****ing Bar!" John "Bluto" Blutarski - "Animal House"
"What Kind Of Man Hits A Defenseless Animal" Doug Niedermeyer - "Animal House"
"He has managed to screw it up pillar to post" Palsy Pardsy
"I am going to make him an offer he can't refuse" Don Vito Coreleone - "The Godfather"
"Carlo - You have to answer for Santino" Michael Coreleone - " The Godfather"
"I made my bones while you were dating cheerleaders" Moe Green - "The Godfather"
"I'm just a cook" Casey Ryback - "Under Siege"
"It's a slam dunk, Mr. President" CIA Director - George Tenent
"Mission Accomplished" President - George W. Bush
"We will be greeted as liberators" Vice-President - Richard Cheney
"The insurgency is in it's final throes" Vice-President - Richard Cheney
"What we have here is a failure to communicate" Strother Martin Character In - "Cool Hand Luke"
"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!" Jan Brady - "The Brady Bunch"
"I did not have sex with that woman" President Bill Clinton
"I am not a crook" President Richard Nixon
"Scotty...I suggest that you beam me up!" Captain James T. Kirk - "Star Trek"
"Live Long And Prosper" Mr. Spock - "Star Trek"
"I'm a doctor...not a bricklayer" Doctor "Bones" McCoy - "Star Trek"